Meet The Residents

We are not The Residents, just obsessive fans. Browse around, all the tags are tracked. Have fun!

Although music may appear here for your perusal, remember the old Ralph motto "BUY OR DIE!" Which you can do straight from The Residents

Has no presents, has no presence...in the future...

randyresident:

I like to take pictures. This a picture of me taking a picture of me. Okay! Whoa! I know some of my fans are probably saying, “Hey, Randy! What about the MIRROR PEOPLE!?! On the Talking Light tour you freaked out when you looked in a mirror. What’s the deal, man?” 
So chill out already, okay! This is SHOW BUSINESS and I’m an ENTERTAINER! Of course I look at mirrors. How else could I put on makeup… or shave… or make sure I’m looking cool when I go and maybe meet some cute geezer squeezer and she wants to give me a BJ? Think about it!

randyresident:

I like to take pictures. This a picture of me taking a picture of me. Okay! Whoa! I know some of my fans are probably saying, “Hey, Randy! What about the MIRROR PEOPLE!?! On the Talking Light tour you freaked out when you looked in a mirror. What’s the deal, man?”

So chill out already, okay! This is SHOW BUSINESS and I’m an ENTERTAINER! Of course I look at mirrors. How else could I put on makeup… or shave… or make sure I’m looking cool when I go and maybe meet some cute geezer squeezer and she wants to give me a BJ? Think about it!

randyresident   26 02.12.12
Tagged: Could this be real?, It's not me, I swear, .
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    early birthday present oh my goodness
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